It is rare to find comedy in a publication like the Washington Times, but today I found comedy gold. Eric Gould writes a piece entitled A Gun Control Compromise for Everyone. Go read it for a great laugh. But be sure to put down the coffee or soda first. I'll give you a quote or two though to give you a little taste:
Until then, why can't we all just, to quote leftist union thugs trying to divide us, "come together?"Wiping some coffee off the computer screen, I realized I just had to bring it to readers' attention. Also read the comments to this piece. In case you still don't get it, the answer is "NO."
It is high time for a gun control compromise that will satisfy the philosophies of those across the ideological spectrum.
Since liberals favor gun control and conservatives are against it, just take away all the guns from the liberals. That way, if there is ever a conflict like the 2000 election that cannot be resolved peacefully, the right will win because we will have all the guns.
Yes, it's funny. Where the proposal loses traction is that the liberals have so few guns to begin with. It's their lifelong fear of things that go "bang" that's behind them trying to take them away from everyone else ... but you knew that.
ReplyDeleteRev.Paul,
ReplyDeleteActually, I don't really know that liberals have that many fewer guns than do conservatives. I have commented many times on the fact that liberals hypocritically believe that while owning guns is ok for them, it is not ok for you and me.
Keep up the good work,
PolyKahr