A Lawyer Cross-Examines the Climate Alarmists

At Townhall.com today, Kurt Schlichter notes what would happen if the Climate Change Cultists submitted to having their so called "science" questioned at Cross-examining the Climate Change Cultists. His point is that in a court room, where hopefully the "truth" is the objective, each side's lawyer is allowed to cross-examine the other sides witnesses. This is done to attempt to punch holes in the other sides claims. A jury (that would be you, in this case) then decides who was the most truthful. But the Climate Change Cultists do not brook any questioning of their claims. But what if they did? Schlichter has the answer:

If you want to watch the pinkos fret, simply state the indisputable truth that what they call “climate change” is a massive hoax. Their fallback is inevitably that “science” – which they purport to love except when it demonstrates that there are only men and women and that you can’t change the sex you are born as – has decreed that because we peons insist on not living in caves like primitive tribesmen (okay, non-binary tribespeople) the Earth is going to cook. And, of course, the only solution is to do a whole bunch of things that leftists always wanted to do anyway. There’s no time to think, no time to reflect, and certainly no time to argue. Why, who are you to question the scientists?

Well, I’m a lawyer. I question scientists for a living.

With that as his opening argument, Schlichter goes on to prove, by a preponderance of evidence that the who Climate Change Cult is a complete scam. Why for instance, do they want to get you into electric cars? Because they don't go as far as fast. It takes a lot of time to charge them up. But what they really crave is to have eveyone living in cities, in apartments. That way, you would probably take public transportaion. So they could control where you went, and when and they could keep you from going if the wanted. Oh, and think of the joys they would have welding people into their homes like they did in China. That's what this whole scam is about. It's about putting petty tyrants in charge of every aspect of your life. Why, they could even force you to eat bugs!