Mocking the Climate Alarmistas

 At PJ Media, Stephen Kruizer has satirical artical mocking climate arlarmistas entitled Climate Crazies Have Discovered That Summertime Is Hot.

“Weather isn’t climate,” is a popular refrain among members of the Climate Cult whenever a sane person points out that the weather is out of sync with their doomsday scenarios. When the weather does fit their narrative du jour, however, it’s climate.

They’ve been on this see-saw for decades now. The summer of 2023 in the northern hemisphere is a little toastier than usual so — PRESTO! — weather is climate again. It’s easy to make things up when you’re on the side of the political aisle that has decided that words have no meanings and absolute truths are for suckers.

Back in the real world, however, weather drives the climate, which is precisely the issue. If the alarmistas were correct, then with enough hot weather, the climate grows hot. And with enough extreme cold, the climate experiences another ice age. QED. But of course, climate alarmism is not real. It is only an excuse to limit our lifestyle.

The main difference between the climate cultists and those of us who dwell in reality is that we know that can’t control climate or the weather or the sun. They love calling us “climate deniers,” which is not only inaccurate, but also not terribly creative. We are far more realistic about climate than they’ll ever be. Not only do we not deny it, but we understand that it will always be “absolutely overwhelming” because we don’t have a Harry Potter Weather Machine (formerly “Bush/Cheney Weather Machine”) to make weather and climate do what we want.

The elites in the Climate Cult find it impossible to communicate without hysteria and hyperbole. A morning trip to the toilet is an existential crisis for them. If they can’t make someone feel like eating bugs and/or plunging into the darkest despair after a casual exchange on the street, they feel that they’ve failed humanity.

Well said.

Please read Kruizer's article. sometimes it feels good to mock the assinine mentally disturbed climate alarmist braying.